midnight snack

the food rules

#9 you only think you're cooking yourself dinner

#10 a silent meow in which your cat looks at you and mouths the shape of meow but no sound comes out can easily be interpreted to mean"can i please have some raw chicken?"

#11 an audible meow with a tail flip is universally accepted as

 "chicken now, or there will be blood."

#12  lids on trash cans are pointless everyone knows

a trash can is free game


for more food rules see:
bite the hand that feeds
feed the cute one